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Mother nature is a bitch. -- Murphy's Law Corollary 10
Mother of 32 children says, "I'm going for the worlds record!
Mother of Mercy, is this the end of Rico? -- Edward G. Robinson ("Little Caesar")
Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said that there'd be so many!
-- Lee's Law...
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
-- Aristotle...
Mother's board, Dad's a UNIX.
Mother's Day is not celebrated properly on the correct date.
It should be properly celebrated, on the first day of school....
MOTHER'S DAY: Nine months after Father's Day.
Mothers do it with their children.
Mothers mold the children's minds. Some of you have done well.
There are a lot of moldy-minded kids around. -- Norm Crosby...

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