Miscellaneous Collections

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mouse elbow: n. A tennis-elbow-like fatigue syndrome resulting from excessive use of a {WIMP environment}.
Similarly, `mouse shoulder'; GLS reports that he used to get this a lot before he ...
Mouse found: Boot cat? (Y/N)
Mouse lost its balls,unable to point and shoot.
MOUSE, n. An animal which strews its path with fainting women.
Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed.
Please click the left mouse button to continue. -- WindowError: 079...
Mouse not found: Boot cat? (Y/N)
Mouse raping elephant. I'll try not to hurt you, baby.
MOUSE: Species of rodent known to inhabit computers.
mouso: /mow'soh/ n. [by analogy with `typo'] An error in mouse usage resulting in an inappropriate selection or graphic garbage on the screen.
Compare {thinko}, {braino}. -- The AI Hackers Di...
MOUSQUETAIRE, n. A long glove covering a part of the arm.
Worn in New Jersey. But "mousquetaire" is a might poor way to spell muskeeter....

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