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• MOTHER'S DAY -- nine months after father's day.
• The Earth is our Mother. Our nine months are up.
• Father's Day is like Mother's Day, except the gift is cheaper. -- Gerald F. Lieberma
• In this day and age women can have kids for other women through surrogate motherhood.
  Is this the ultimate favor or what? I think I'm a good friend....
• Life goes on day after day [after day]...
• Two parent drops spent months teaching their son how to be part of the ocean.
  After months of training, the father drop commented to the mother drop, "We've taught our boy everything we know, he's fit to be tide....
• Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.
• I was out in the backyard one beautiful day. I said to my mother, "Mama, why don't I have no sister or no brother?
  She said, "Go away, go play, don't worry your mother, dear....
• The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.