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....and his hideous clockwork dog, Toto...." -- Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Summatra
And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And hold one another's noses to the grindstone hard.
-- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- The Anatomy of Melancholy, Part iii, Sect. 1, Memb. 3...
And how do professional wizards cope with stress? Stress?
The real wizard doesn't even recognize the meaning of the word....
And how do you do your job, then, if you don't exist?
' 'By will power,' said Agilulf, 'and faith in our cause....
And how do you spell RELIEF, *Smith*&*Wesson*
And how long have you had this lifelong ambition?
And how many hours a day did you do lessons?" said Alice, in a hurry to change the subject.
"Ten hours the first day," said the Mock Turtle: "nine the next, and so on....
And how should I know your true love From many another one?
Oh, by his cockle hat and staff, And by his sandal shoone....
And I alone am returned to wag the tail.

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