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And I've got 4,567 archived messages to prove it.
And I want a new car... And I want the city to pay for it all!
"What kind of a car, Miller?" "Something with reclining leather seats that goes really fast and gets really shitty gas mileage....
And I will instruct you on Enterprise etiquette. -- Worf to Mendon, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.
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And I will love him and pet him and stroke him and squeeze him..
And I will make thee beds of roses And a thousand fragrant posies.
-- Christopher Marlowe (1565-1593) -- The Passionate Shepherd to his Love...
And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?
And join with thee calm Peace and Quiet, Spare Fast, that oft with gods doth diet.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Il Penseroso, Line 45...
And just how DOES a paperweight work?
And just how far would Moses have gone, if he had taken a poll in Egypt before he started anything?
And just What are you planning to DO with that Ferret?!?

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