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And if I come again I will receive you unto myself!
And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done..
And if I laugh at any mortal thing, 'T is that I may not weep.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto iv, Stanza 4...
And if Iraqs primary export was broccoli?
And if I said a year ago that these [social] programs weren't working, perhaps I have been vindicated.
-- President George Bush, on how Lyndon Johnson was to blame for the LA rio...
And if it please you, so; if not, why, so. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Two Gentlemen of Verona -- Act ii, Sc.
1...
And if one bad cluster should accidentally fail...
And if sometime, somewhere, someone asketh thee, "Who kilt thee?
ell them it 'twas the Doones of Bagworthy!...
And if the band you're in starts playing different tune
And if the orbit were a flow line, we would go right into the sun.
Luckily, Newton put in a second prime. -- Prof. J. P. Solovej, Princeton math departme...

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