Miscellaneous Collections

And here's a way to befuddle the *callee* rather than the calle
Record someone's answering machine message as you hear it, and then play it back to them as your message to them....
And here you thought your money was going to waste.
Well, a Federal Appeals Court has ordered the FDA to determine whether drugs proposed for Lethal Injection executions are "safe and effective!...
And her face so fair Stirr'd with her dream, as rose-leaves with the air.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto iv, Stanza 29...
And he that does one fault at first And lies to hide it, makes it two.
-- Isaac Watts (1674-1748) -- Divine Songs, Song xv...
And He that doth the ravens feed, Yea, providently caters for the sparrow, Be comfort to my age!
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act ii, Sc. 3...
And he that gives us in these days New Lords may give us new laws.
-- George Wither (1588-1667) -- Contented Man's Morrice...
And he that stands upon a slippery place Makes nice of no vile hold to stay him up.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King John -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
And he that will to bed go sober Falls with the leaf still in October.
-- John Fletcher (1576-1625) -- The Bloody Brother, Act ii, Sc. 2...
And hie him home, at evening's close, To sweet repast and calm repose.
-- Thomas Gray (1716-1771) -- Ode on the Pleasure arising from Vicissitude, Line 87...
...AND his God Damned CAT!!!" -- "AMERICAN FLAGG!

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