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And if you've just tuned in, we're talking about the red-hot, tight-buttocked, hairy host of Hell.
' -- The Church Lady...
...and I get on my knees and pray we don't get fooled again. -- Pete Townshend
And I have loved thee, Ocean! and my joy Of youthful sports was on thy breast to be Borne, like thy bubbles, onward
from a boy. I wantoned with thy breakers, . . . . . And truste...
And I have written three books on the soul, Proving absurd all written hitherto, And putting us to ignorance again.
-- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- Cleo...
And I heard Jeff exclaim, As they strolled out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all -- You take credit cards, right?
-- "Outsiders" comic...
And I'll do you one better if you've got the nerve, I'll race you all the way to deadman's curve.
And I'll try not to sing out of key...
And I'm a respected psychiatrist!
-- Frasier Crane discussing homicidal tendencies towards Diane, to Sam -- CHEERS...
And I'm your tour guide.
And inasmuch as feeling, the East's gift, Is quick and transient,--comes, and lo!
is gone, While Northern thought is slow and durable....

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