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Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Animator.
Middle age: halfway between adolescence and obsolescence!
Middle age is a time of life that man first notices in his wife. -- Richard Armou
Middle age is rather like your underwear, it creeps up on you when you're not watching.
Middle age is that time when a man thinks that within a week or two, perhaps even three, he will be as good as ever.
Middle age is when wherever you go you take a jumper.
Middle age is when you burn the midnight oil around 9:00 pm.
Middle age is when you know your way around but don't feel like going!
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
-- Ogden Nash...
Middle age is when you wish you could have some of the naps you refused to take as a kid.
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