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• Middle age is when you know your way around but don't feel like going!
• Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle. -- Bob Hope
• Middle age is when wherever you go you take a jumper.
• The American Dental Association announced today that most plaque tends to form on teeth around 4
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• Eddie's First Law of Business: Never conduct negotiations before 10
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• Middle age: When your age starts to show at your middle.
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• Middle age is when you wish you could have some of the naps you refused to take as a kid.