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• Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle. -- Bob Hope
• Middle age is rather like your underwear, it creeps up on you when you're not watching.
• Middle age: When your age starts to show at your middle.
• Middle age is when you burn the midnight oil around 9:00 pm.
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....
• Middle age is when wherever you go you take a jumper.