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• Middle age is when wherever you go you take a jumper.
• Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
  -- Franklin P. Adam...
• Ryan: If I had one wish, it would be to build a time machine, go back to when I was 7, when Jimmy Hauser had the chicken pox.
  I would grab that kid and rub him all over my face....
• Middle age is rather like your underwear, it creeps up on you when you're not watching.
• Middle age is when you burn the midnight oil around 9:00 pm.
• Middle age is when you know your way around but don't feel like going!
• Bart: You've been really great to me, but there's probably some other kid who needs you even more.
  Tom: Bart, I could kiss you. If the "Bigger Brothers" didn't make me sign a form promising I wouldn't....
• If you wish, You will have an opportunity.