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Middle Age Is When Wherever You Go You Take A Jumper.
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Middle age is when wherever you go you take a jumper.
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Middle age is when you wish you could have some of the naps you refused to take as a kid.
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
-- Franklin P. Adam...
Bungee Jumper? Catch you on the rebound.
Middle age is rather like your underwear, it creeps up on you when you're not watching.
Middle age is when you burn the midnight oil around 9:00 pm.
Middle age is when you know your way around but don't feel like going!
Just remember, wherever you go, there you are. -- Buckeroo Banzai
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
-- Ogden Nash...
Middle age: When your age starts to show at your middle.
