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Mausoleum, n. The final and funniest folly of the rich.
-- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
MAW: Make Aggravating Whine
Max, as a unary function, isn't very interesting.
Maxims are the condensed good sense of nations. -- Sir James Mackintosh (1765-1832)
Maximum capacity eight persons.
maximum Maytag mode: What a {washing machine} or, by extension, any hard disk is in when it's being used so heavily that it's shaking like an old Maytag with an unbalanced load.
If prolonged ...
Maximum verbosity.
Maxwell: "I'm not going to win this one, am I, Chief?" -- "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7
Maxwell: "O'Brien? Miles O'Brien?" O'Brien: "Hello, captain.
Good to see you again." Maxwell: "How are you? I had no idea you were on the Enterprise....
Maxwell: "Picard, I have to tell you. I was grateful when I realized it was you Starfleet had sent after me.
Someone who knows what it's really like out here." -- "The Wounded", Stardate 44431....

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