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Laws were almost always made *by* men, but not *for* men.
Laws were made to be broken. -- Christopher North
Lawyer: a cat who settles disputes between mice.
Lawyer: I prefer representing female; system clearly biased in her favor.
LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Lawyer: only person in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
Lawyers: America's untapped export market.
Lawyers and hookers -- both hired to get their clients off.
Lawyers are extraterrestrials.
Lawyers are like nuclear bombs and PC clones. Nobody likes them, but the other guy's got one, so I better get one too.
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