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Jim, I'm a doctor not a prostitute!
Jim, I'm a programmer, not a paleologist! :-&l
Jim...it's been 7 years, Jim...hold still, Jim.
Jim? It's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club account.
You don't have five hundred dollars; you have fifty. Sorry, computer foul-up!...
Jim, it's Jack, I'm at the airport. I'm going to Tokyo and wanna pay you the five-hundred I owe you.
Catch you next year when I get back!...
Jim? It's Maria over at the laundromat. There's a yellow dress in with your things.
Is that a mistake, or special handling, or what?...
Jimmer the .QWK mail door for RBBS.
Jimmy Buffett's "This Hotel Room:") I ain't home, I ain't home, you better leave a message 'cause I ain't home.
-- Answering machine madness - mainly musical theme...
Jimmy Carter says the GOP Convention was "a debacle.
That's French for Trust Me. -- National Review...
Jimmy Dean -- Rebel Without a Sausage.

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