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Jimmy Hoffa--please call home.
Jimmy Hoffa, please call your office immediately!
Jimmy Pearson for Kansas State Executioner!
Jimmy Stewart played the father on a southern plantation when a young man came to ask for his daughter's hand in marriage.
The father asked, "Well, do you like her?" The young man responded " - I lo...
Jimmy Swaggart is a buy-sexual.
Jimmy Swaggart is haunted by the omnivorous fear that someone, somewhere, is able to be happy without sending him money.
Jimmy Swaggart says let those Catholics have their silly bingo. He is into stud poker!
Jimmy Swaggart was considering cremation, but God spoke to him and he no longer entertains this idea.
God told him, "I'll take care of that when you get here....
Jim? This is Janelle. I'm flying tonight, so I can't make our date, and I've gotta find a safe place for Daffy.
He loves you, Jim! It's only two days, and you'll see. Great Danes are no problem!...
Jim, this is Matty down at Ralph's and Mark's. Some guy named Angel Martin just ran up a fifty buck bar tab, and now he wants to charge it to you.
You gonna pay it?...

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