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John M. Wright, Jr., Comptroller Gen. of the Army, was an Eagle Scout.
Johnnie was a chemist, A chemist he is no more. For what he thought was H2O Was H2SO4.
NOTE: H2O is water, H2SO4 is sulfuric acid...
Johnny Cash -- Coins you keep to use a pay toilet.
John P. Murtha, Congressman (Penn.), was an Eagle Scout.
John Tyler, Andrew Johnson, Millard Fillmore and Chester Arthur did not make Inaugural Addresses.
John von Neumann was in the audience at a physics talk.
The speaker had put up a slide showing some widely scattered points....
John Wayne's World: Party time, Pilgrim.
Join AAA-AA ... the car club for people who are driven to drink.
Join Amnesiacs Anonymous at um, er...
Join Campus Crusade for Cthulhu. Dial 1-800-OLD-ONES Today!

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