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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
John Birch Society -- that pathetic manifestation of organized apoplexy. -- Edward P. Morga
John Bobbit: A man without peer!
John Bobbit has no hard feelings about what his wife did.
John Bobbitt's pick up line: Wanna see something funny?
John: Brad, will you get the phone? Brad: (Sound of frantically clattering keyboard.
) I can't! I'm playing Omega! John: Ambar, will you get the phone?...
John Bryant, Senator (Tex.), was an Eagle Scout.
JOHN CLEESE PLAYED
John] Dalton's records, carefully preserved for a century, were destroyed during the World War II bombing of Manchester.
It is not only the living who are killed in war. -- Isaac Asimov...
John Denver died for your sins. Well, he should.

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