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jock hitch (hawk hitch) v.: to adjust the family jewels in public.
Those spotty creeps on the corner jock hitch every time I walk by....
jock: n. 1. A programmer who is characterized by large and somewhat brute-force programs.
See {brute force}. 2....
Joe Biden writes these quotes down...I wonder why?
Joe came home to a wife and a revolver. His gun was loaded too. The feeling was quite mutual.
joe code: /joh' kohd`/ n. 1. Code that is overly {tense} and unmaintainable.
{Perl} may be a handy program, but if you look at the source, it's complete joe code....
Joe, did you get Jean's ansi figured out yet?
Joe McCarthy was cloned, and the clone calls himself Limbaugh.
Joe McCarthy would have wanted everyone to use MS-DOS.
Joe's Mortuary: You Stab 'Em, We Slab 'Em!

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