Jimmy Buffett's "This Hotel Room:") I Ain't Home, I Ain't Home, You Better Leave A Message 'cause I Ain't Home.
(Jimmy Buffett's "This Hotel Room:") I ain't home, I ain't
home, you better leave a message 'cause I ain't home.
-- Answering machine madness - mainly musical theme
Pink Floyd's "Nobody Home":) You have reached 587-8783.
Please leave a message. ("Ohhhhhhhhh, babe... When I pick up the phone....
Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit":) Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, No one's here, no one's home, Leave a message, at the tone.
Don't feel stupid, it's no big fuss, Leave a message, you can reach us....
If I Only Had A Brain":) I might be in the shower, I might be gone for hours, I can't come to the phone.
So, please leave your name and number, If I miss you it'd be a bummer, Leave your message at the tone....
To the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries":) Leave a message.
.. Leave a message... -- Answering machine madness - mainly musical theme...
Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone.
Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it....
Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you....
U2's "With or Without You":) No one's here to answer the phone, Leave a message at the tone, And we'll get back to you.
We'll get back to you! -- Answering machine madness - mainly musical theme...
Lindsey's not home now. This is his domestic droid speaking.
I'm not programmed to answer the phone, so just leave a message, and Lindsey will get back to you as soon as possible....