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• What did I do to deserve this? . . . Vila How long a list would you like? ... -- Avo
• Sometimes, too long is too long. -- Joe Crowe
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...before you call someone on the phone, you think
  'finger joe@his.house'...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your speech is punctuated by finger twitches (or arm-waving) indicating braces.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you leave the building at night and say "XGoodNight" to the security guard!
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want more coffee and you think
  finger waiter; cat *coffee* | grep -v decaff | drink | more...
• If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it.
  It takes too long. -- On what falling in love is like -- Glenn, age 7...
• Instant Gratification takes too long...