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  -- Marge waxes philosophical, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member. -- Groucho Marx
• I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION.
  I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. -- Groucho Marx...
• One thing about intellectuals, they proved that they can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• The universe is expanding." "What is that your business?" -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall
• There's no garbage in California." "That's because they turn it into television shows.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall
• Why should I move to a city where the only cultural advantage is that I can make a right turn on a red light?
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...