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• I've read so much about the dangers of sex, smoking, and drinking that I've given up reading
• Kissing, petting, and even intercourse are all right as long as they are sincere.
  I have never given a kiss in my life that wasn't sincere....
• What I tell you three times is true.
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.
  -- Mark Twai...
• What I tell you three times is true. -- Lewis Carroll
• SMILEY :/i no smoking
• I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most *horrifying* 20 minutes of my life!