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It was like french kissing an electrical outlet...
It was like spit-shining a car battery...
It was like the time I stapled bologna to my face...
It was love at first sight. Then I took a GOOD look at @FN@.
It was necessary to destroy the village in order to save it. -- U. S. Army Commander, Vietnam
It was not all that far back that a floppy disk was a phonograph record left too long in the sun.
It was not for nothing that the raven was just now croaking on my left hand.
-- Plautus (254-184 BC) -- Aulularia, Act iv, Sc. 3, 1, (624.)...
It was not like taking the veil. No solemn adjuration of the world.
I only went out for a walk and finally decided to stay till sundown....
It wasn't as easy to get programs right as we had thought. -- Wilkes, 1949

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