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• My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R.
• Your face, my thane, is as a book where men May read strange matters.
  To beguile the time, Look like the time; bear welcome in your eye, Your hand, your tongue...
• The shower is the greatest invention. I don't like to take a bath.
  I don't like to wash my face in the water I've been sitting in. -- Lewis Grizzard...
• I See Your Face Printed On My Money
• What was my original face before I was born?
• It's not easy having a good time; even smiling makes my face ache.
• face time n. [common] Time spent interacting with somebody face-to-face (as opposed to via electronic links).
  Oh, yeah, I spent some face time with him at the last Usenix....
• face time: n. Time spent interacting with somebody face-to-face (as opposed to via electronic links).
  Oh, yeah, I spent some face time with him at the last Usenix." -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around.
  I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face....