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It was pleasant to me to get a letter from you the other day.
Perhaps I should have found it pleasanter if I had been able to decipher it....
It was real useful....as a paperweight.
It was revealed this week that the Contras are breaking up, because one of them is dating Yoko.
-- Dennis Miller, SNL Weekend Update...
It was so cold, I almost got married.
It was so hot I seen a cow lying on her back giving herself a shower. -- Homer Hayne
It was so tangible I could almost reach out and touch it.
It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get up.
It was such a small town we didn't even have a village idiot.
We had to take turns. -- Billy Holliday...
It was SUPPOSED to be a surprise.
It was that fatal and perfidious bark, Built in th' eclipse, and rigg'd with curses dark.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Lycidas, Line 100...

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