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It wasn't broken..until I started playing with it!
It wasn't lies. It was just bullshit, that's all. -- Elwood Blue
It wasn't me...it was my EVIL twin!
It wasn't my fault! Really it wasn't! An old friend came in out of town!
The car ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare!...
It wasn't my fault your wife wandered into my house!
It wasn't raining when Noah Built the ark. -- Howard Ruff, business consulta
It wasn't that she had a rose in her teeth, exactly.
It was more like the rose and the teeth were in the same glass....
It was one of those parties where you cough twice before you speak, and then decide not to say it after all.
-- P. G. Wodehouse...
It was one of those perfect summer days -- the sun was shining, a breeze was blowing, the birds were singing, and the lawn mower was broken .
.. -- James De...
It was pity stayed his hand. "Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito.
-- _Bored_of_the_Rings_, a Harvard Lampoon parody of Tolkei...

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