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• SNIGLET. Definition of Shocklet: The third hole on an electrical outlet.
• Kissing a fish is like smoking a bicycle.
• Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
• Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. -- "Bumper Snicke
• Two people kissing always look like fish.
• Decaffeinated coffee? Kinda like kissing your sister. -- Bob Irwin (birwin@ficc.ferranti.com)
• Advice is like kissing : it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. SHAW
• Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
  -- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...