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It turns out that an eerie type of chaos can lurk just behind a facade of order -- and yet, deep inside the chaos lurks an even eerier type of order.
-- Douglas Hostadte...
I tucked my heart away, I didn't need it, I didn't want it.
At the negotiating table...it can be fatal to have a heart....
I turn away with fright and horror from the lamentable evil of functions which do not have derivatives.
-- Charles Hermite...
I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold outside.
The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees today,' and I said 'Oops....
I turned on my computer, and the screen is still black.
Where do I get a new light bulb? -- Novice Computer Use...
I turn on my television set.
I turn undead poets with holy symbolism.
It used to be said "As American as apple pie." Now, thanks to the NRA, we can say "As American as an AK-47.
It used to be so easy...
It used to be that death and taxes alone were inevitable.
Now there's shipping and handling. -- Bert Murray, "The Wall Street Journal...

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