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• I was walking down the street the other day when I saw this guy with two wooden legs, but real feet.
• I like blood. It's a primary color.
• Motorcyclists like something hot between their legs.
• Blood and death are waiting like a raven in the sky...
• A traveling salesman was driving past a farm when he saw a pig with three wooden legs executing a magnificent series of backflips and cartwheels.
  Intrigued, he drove up to the farmhouse, where he found an old farmer sitting in the yard watching the pig....
• I like all kinds of spreads. Playboy, Penthouse, & Legs.
• Yeah I like spreading; PB&J, BS, BUTTER, but mostly LEGS!
• A program is much like a nose... Sometimes it runs, Sometimes it blows.
• LAUNCELOT leaps into SHOT with a mighty cry and runs the GUARD through and hacks him to the floor.
  Blood. Swashbuckling music (perhaps). LAUNCELOT races through into the castle screaming....