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• A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't count. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• Every sorcerer should explore as much of the world as he can, for travel is enlightening.
  There are certain circumstances, such as a major spell gone awry, or an influential customer enraged at the size of your fee, where travel becomes more enlightening still....
• A fool and his money can go places, especially if they meet the right travel a gent.
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• Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments.
  -- John Steinbeck, autho...
• You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all. -- Cucumbers are Bette
• You can open a cucumber using only your teeth. -- Cucumbers are Bette
• The reputation of a man is like his shadow: It sometimes follows and sometimes precedes him, it is sometimes longer and sometimes shorter than his natural size.