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• A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
  -- Herb Cae...
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants. -- Arthur Schoperhaue
• If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
  If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
• Grimes: God, he eats like a pig. Lenny: I dunno.
  Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck....
• Every politician we have, liberal or conservative, who gets caught drinking or chasing women is thrown out of office.
  It's backwards. It's more dangerous to have a clean-living President with his finger on the button....
• Bit off more than my mind could chew, Shower or suicide, what do I do?
  -- Julie Brown, "Will I Make it Through the Eighties?...
• Every man has one thing he can do better than anyone else - and usually it's reading his own handwriting.
  -- G. Norman Collie...