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I think you should know I worry a lot. Like the Noble sperm bank.
Something bothers me about the world's greatest geniuses sitting around reading pornography and jerking off....
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
I thot I saw a tweety bird, I did ! I did!
I thought about being Born Again, but my mother refused.
I thought DEL *.* -really- deleted the files!
I thought he was one of the human race - but he is not.
I thought I could do my own small part to save the planet by becoming a vegetarian.
Actually, I did it not so much because I love animals but because I hate plants....
I thought I had a back-up, but she refused to type it in again.
I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.
I thought I saw a Puddy Cat.....

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