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I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my hand through it.
I thought only women wore pumps.
I thought "PAGAN" meant "PARTY"??????
I thought RAMDISK was an installation process !!
I thought that they were angels. But, to my surprise, they climbed aboard their starship and headed for the skies.
I thought that you thought... must be mistaken.
I thought, therefore I was.
I thought thy bride-bed to have deck'd, sweet maid, And not have strew'd thy grave.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act v, Sc. 1...
I thought up a great tagline, but it was a sight gag.
I thought upon one pair of English legs Did march three Frenchmen.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry V -- Act iii, Sc. 6...

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