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I thought it couldn't get worse, but then came Bill Clinton.
I thought it couldn't get worse, but then came Ross Perot.
I thought I told you to SHUT UP! -- Reid Fleming, World's Toughest Milkma
I thought it would make a wicked wave to surf on.
-- Moses, talking about the real reason he parted the Red Sea...
I thought I understood Newton's Third Law before that lecture.
I thought I was dead once, then I found out I was just in Mississippi.
I thought I was going to die. Impossible, you were never alone.
-- Kirk & Spock, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1....
I thought I was mistaken but I was mistaken.
I thought my mother was a bad cook, but at least her gravy used to move about. -- Tony Hancock
I thought my people would grow tired of killing. But you were right, they see it is easier than trading.
And it has its pleasures. I feel it myself. Like the hunt, but with richer rewards. ...

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