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• I thought I had a back-up, but she refused to type it in again.
• I thought my mother was a bad cook, but at least her gravy used to move about. -- Tony Hancock
• No, no, I said I was into PORN again, not born again.
• I was born by C-section. This was the last time I had my mother's complete attention.
  -- Richard Jeni...
• I remember a lot of things before I was even born. I remember going to a picnic with my father and coming home with my mother.
  -- Foster Brook...
• When I was born, my family was so poor my mother couldn't afford to use talcum powder on me.
  So she used to douse me with kitchen baking soda ....
• Born again. And again. And again.
• Instead of being born again, why not just grow up?
• While my BRAINPAN is being refused service in BURGER KING, Jesuit priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...