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• I think my career is ruined! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• As President I have to go vacuum my coin collection! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I don't know WHY I said that.. I think it came from the FILLINGS in my rear molars.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I can't think about that. It doesn't go with HEDGES in the shape of LITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS.
  .. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I put aside my copy of ``BOWLING WORLD'' and think about GUN CONTROL legislation.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• GOOD-NIGHT, everybody.. Now I have to go administer FIRST-AID to my pet LEISURE SUIT!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I think I am an overnight sensation right now!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I feel better about world problems now! -- Zippy the Pinhead