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It has been said that fish is a good brain food. That's a fallacy.
But brains are a good fish food! -- Mel Brook...
It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this.
-- Bertrand Russell...
It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
It has been said that there are two theories of history
conspiracy and blunder....
It has been said that there is no fool like an old fool, except a young fool.
It has been said that trees are imperfect men, and seem to bemoan their imprisonment rooted in the ground.
But they never seem so to me. I never saw a discontented tree. They grip the ground as though...
It has been the providence of Nature to give this creature [the cat] nine lives instead of one.
-- Pilpay (or Bidpai) -- The Greedy and Ambitious Cat, Chap. i, Fable iii...
It has come to my attention that nothing I never said has caused me any harm.
When I am gone, you will be sorry you never heard me say what I don't usually....
It has come to our attention that there are far far too many nude mice in North America today.
Help stamp out nude mice. (This is a Public Service Announcement)...

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