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It has been determined that most teenage girls lose their virginity during the summer months.
This stands to reason, since congress is recessed at that time....
It has been discovered that C++ provides a remarkable facility for concealing the trivial details of a program - such as where its bugs are.
IT HAS BEEN KNOWN I haven't bothered to look up the original reference -- Research definitio
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)...
It has been noted that the most common pain in the neck has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with whiplash.
It has been noticed that coin laundries often attract people who appear to have made a life time profession of not using soap.
It has been related that dogs drink at the river Nile running along, that they may not be seized by the crocodiles.
-- Phaedrus (c. 8 A.D.) -- Book i, Fable 25, 3...

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