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• Smile when you say "Damn Yankee.
• I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
• It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.
  -- Andrew Jackso...
• YANKEE, n. In Europe, an American. In the Northern States of our Union, a New Englander.
  In the Southern States the word is unknown. (See DAMNYANK....
• Yankee by birth, Texan by choice!
• It is not true that life is one damn thing after another -- it's one damn thing over and over.
  -- Edna St. Vincent Millay...