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• People tell you to give them your two cents worth, then they say they want a penny for your thoughts.
  Somewhere someone's making a penny. -- Steven Wrigh...
• When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
• Even though they raised the rate for first class mail in the United States we really shouldn't complain -- it's still only two cents a day.
• You can have my two cents worth for free!!
• The gynecologist says, "My feet are in the stirrups, my knees are in my face, and the door is open facing me .
  .. Can we talk here? Men don't understand ... For a woman to lie in those stirrups, is that the worst?...
• Cat: What? Am I the only sane one here? Why don't we drop the defensive shields?
  Kryten: A superlative suggestion, sir, with just two minor flaws....
• Hapablap: Bob is not here. We have searched every square inch of this base and all we have found is porno, porno, porno!
  Quimby: We have only twenty minutes left. Send in the esteemed representatives of television....
• Wherever and whenever you go on vacation, the natives will shake their heads and say, "It's such a shame you weren't here last week when the weather was beautiful.
  We hardly ever have weather this bad....