Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Is sex in a cornfield "Porn on the cob"?
Is she not more than painting can express, Or youthful poets fancy when they love?
-- Nicholas Rowe (1673-1718) -- The Fair Penitent, Act iii, Sc. 1...
Is she not passing fair? -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Two Gentlemen of Verona -- Act iv, Sc.
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Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy?
I don't know and I don't care. -- William Safire...
Is smocus fart enough?
Is something VIOLENT going to happen to a GARBAGE CAN? -- Zippy the Pinhead
'Is stuffy inside tagline.' -- Confucius Say
Issues are Emotional. Decisions are Political. Solutions are Technical.
I stand before you defrocked. Condemned to be a member of this lowest of species.
A normal, imperfect, lumpen human being. -- Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1...
I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.

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