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• I backed up my hard drive and smashed into a bus.
• I backed up my hard drive and it fell behind the desk!
• I have a TINY BOWL in my HEAD -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I got tired of listening to the recording on the phone at the movie theater.
  So I bought the album. I got kicked out of a theater the other day for bringing my own food in....
• I was a tiny baby when I was born. Really tiny. I was breast-fed intravenously.
  I had to have a special nurse 'cause I was so little....
• Man, do I look like a cigarette butt?" "huh?" "Cause I sure feel smoked!" -- D Jagoda
• I tell ya, drugs never worked out for me. The first time I tried smoking pot I didn't know what I was doing.
  I smoked half the joint, got the munchies, and ate the other half....
• Love to eat them mousies; Mousies what I love to eat.
  Bite they tiny heads off, Nibble on they tiny feet! -- Kilba...
• That was so funny, I laughed 'till I stopped.