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Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining, or testing your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
-- Dave Carha...
Always coming back for more...
Always consider the alternative before making a choice.
Always cut the cards.
Always deny your defeats by conservatives. -- Liberal Rule #36
Always distrust offices not under your jurisdiction which say that they are there to serve you.
Always do one thing less than you think you can do. -- Bernard Baruch
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
-- Ernest Hemingway...
Always do the hard part first. If the hard part is impossible, why waste time on the easy part?
Once the hard part is done, you're home free. Always do the easy part first....

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