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Always begin with a woman by telling her that you don't understand women.
You will be able to prove it to her satisfaction more certainly than anything else you will ever tell her....
Always be nice to receptionists and secretaries.
Always be nice to secretaries. They are the real gatekeepers in the world.
-- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
-- Cyril Connolly, "Journal and Memoir" 1983...
Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it. -- Irene Pete
Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
Always be suspicious of an associate who never finds fault with you.
Always be willing to authorize someone else not to make the decision which you did not make, so in that manner they are unable to complain.
Always beyond warp 10.
Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back.

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