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I Saw Elvis, And All I Got Was This Lousy Jelly Doughnut.
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I Saw Elvis, and all I got was this lousy jelly doughnut.
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I am a jelly doughnut. -- John F. Kennedy
I died for your sins, and all I got was this lousy button.
I shot JFK, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
If all the world's a stage, I sure got lousy seats.
My father died at Khitomer, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt -- RWR
My parents went to Babylon 5 and all I got was this lousy tagline.
My parents went to Bajor and all I got was this lousy tagline.
My parents went to Tehran and all I got was this lousy death shroud.
My parents looted L.A., all I got was this lousy tagline.
