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• ITO as your children wished their grandparents practiced birth control..
• I practice birth control, which is being around my sister's children.
  You want to run right out and ovulate after you play with them for five minutes....
• Sign on a partition of a Y.M.C.A. washroom stall: WATCH OUT FOR LIMBO DANCERS!
• Algorithm...Is that Vice-Presidential Birth Control??
• Birth-control pills are habit forming.
• LOGARITHM -- a Catholic birth-control record.
• Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.
  -- Lazarus Long...
• Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.
• He could be a poster child for retroactive birth control.