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• Always be nice to secretaries. They are the real gatekeepers in the world.
  -- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
• Receptionists do it in the vestibule.
• Receptionists do it over the phone.
• Secretaries do it with no mistakes.
• Secretaries do it with their fingers.
• Secretaries do it from 9 to 5.
• Juall's Law on Nice Guys: Nice guys don't always finish la
  ometimes they don't finish. Sometimes they don't even get a chance to start!...
• UNIX isn't so tough, even secretaries can use it." -- VMS use
• It's Nice to be Wanted...but it's not nice to be had.