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• I compacted my editor but my messages are no smaller?
• Homer: Well, _that_ was a big bust. Is he _really_ the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
  Apu: [growls, reaches towards Homer] Homer: No need to apologize, Apu...
• I wish I REALLY knew what I was doing. [SIGH]
• We could really bust some heads--in a spiritual sense, of course.
• I wish my M-5 had 4DOS...
• Pelicans have switched from sardines to herring. The reason is obvious.
  The smaller fish just didn't fill the bill! (Oh, I am sorry, really!)...
• I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head.
  That way, they'd still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn't eat as much....
• Sometimes I wish I could PKZIP my wife!
• I only wish my mouth had a BACKSPACE key!